The Venting Booth - Google Sucks

Welcome to the Google Sucks Venting Booth If you have something you would like to get off your chest quickly about Google, this is the place to say it. Of course you can always join our web forums, but for a quick anonymous venting scream this is what the doctor ordered. So, Let it rip!
PS. Please do NOT post any comments that threatens the lives of others, it will be removed! . Also keep in mind that this is a venting booth about Google the company and not about any specific ethnic group, or religion. So lets keep that in mind.

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I am 70 years old I don,t want anymore advertising. stop calling assholes

#2164 - sparky - 05/22/2018 - 09:26

Wait, Waterfox is better.

No flat design? Check.
No emoji? Check.
No "material" (overused) design? Check.
No unpermitted use of my location? Check.
The only problem is that I use a non-mainstream search engine (call me a hipster all you want, but it's not Google), and it's so non-mainstream (for lack of a better word) that it's not available as a Firefox addon.

#2163 - Your Typical Venter - 05/18/2018 - 09:59

Alphabet (more like Alphucked) Inc.

Their motto is "Do the right thing".
Are they compelling us to do the right thing and protest against them?

#2162 - Your Typical Venter - 05/18/2018 - 09:46

YouTube needs to get off their lazy anuses or I'll sue them.

I saw a comment, I found a link, I clicked it.
It was child porn. You hear that, YT? Child porn!
I've reported the post ~5 times, but nothing came of it.

#2161 - YourTypicalUser - 05/18/2018 - 09:04

google sheets is fucking trash

#2160 - pigdick - 05/17/2018 - 22:12

HOW CAN I FIND OUT ANYTHING ANYMORE

Every time I put in a search the only thing that comes up anymore is ADVERTISEMENTS- with ONE word of the search. And keeps getting worse. SO FRUSTRATING!! I am not a computer geek. I just want to google a simple question and have ONE result that pertains to what I asked. PLEASE. I hate google!!

#2159 - SICKOFTHIS - 05/17/2018 - 10:36

I just hate google.

#2158 - GoogHater - 05/16/2018 - 19:37

Pale Moon is the best browser.

You can't tell me otherwise.

#2157 - YourTypicalUser - 05/16/2018 - 09:15

Forums are broken.

Seriously, the forums are broken. Whenever I try to access them, I get a 500 error.

#2156 - Person - 05/16/2018 - 08:47

Google: for all it's money, research and development + supposedly large collective of IT people can't make a decent search engine.

People don't realise the power Google yields, including censorship which although I agree young people should be protected online it just seems wrong that one organisation has the ability to enforce political correctness. It's conditioning people how to think. The whole fake news scandal, the Facebook Cambridge Analytica, was overwhelming..

I extremely dislike how I can't control my own android device. I don't need to be parented thank you, give me an admin account. I don't want to root my device and void the warranty.

Google's privacy settings in my account are their only saving grace. For the most part I'm satisfied because I can turn most things off but I still don't trust them. Why do some apps have permissions I can't change?? It's my phone.

#2155 - Rich UK - 05/15/2018 - 21:14

GUZZLE. GET YOUR FILTHY, CUM-STAINED HANDS OFF MY IP.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR IP ADDRESS. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR IP ADDRESS. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR IP ADDRESS. HAS THIS GOTTEN INTO YOUR FUCKING BRAIN YET? IF SO, THEN GET YOUR FILTHY CUM-STAINED HANDS OFF MINE. IF NOT, ROT IN HELL. YOU'RE MAKING ME LESS PATRIOTIC, SO "THANK" YOU, FAGGOTS.

#2154 - Your Typical Venter - 05/11/2018 - 08:35

Sending feedback doesn't work for shit.

What does Google think the feedback form is? Another venting booth?

#2153 - Your Typical Venter - 05/11/2018 - 07:31

Linux is love, Linux is life

Linux Mint has a tool named "Domain Blocker". I succesfully blocked Guzzle, YouPube and Cockspot with it!
Oh, and my captcha read "THOT". xd

#2152 - Your Typical Venter - 05/07/2018 - 08:08

Same thing on Opera.

#2151 - YourTypicalUser - 05/07/2018 - 06:43

Mr.

So when I try to use Google-Sucks's forums, I get this: HTTP 500 Error
!
FAIL. Google can't even make an internet that works.
Fnck You, Google!

#2150 - Joey Morgenstern - 05/07/2018 - 02:36

I wish I went back to 2009.

Google had the serifed and shadowed logo, didn't use your IP address without permission, Chrome had the 3D logo... Nowadays, it's this uncreative-design wasteland where the video editor, annotations and URL shortener are unavailable. Oh, and YouTube has this slow and shitty React-fuelled design. Let's prove we're independent from Google and uninstall Google Chrome, remove Google and YouTube from our search history, and so on! Open our eyes to Google's flaws! And most importantly, introduce more Google-haters to us!

#2149 - Your Typical Venter - 05/06/2018 - 05:21

It'd be nice if my search results weren't curved based on past searches. Sometimes I'm interested in more than one generic topic of life, and sometimes connecting ideas leads to brilliant revolutions so patience is good to learn anyway. Don't need it all at a click, as a friend.

#2148 - It Doesn't Matter - 05/04/2018 - 16:35

Linux Sucks Google's Cock

After I posted my last comment, my Linux system started lagging to hell and back.

#2147 - YourTypicalUser - 05/04/2018 - 13:00

Google Sucks [Inaccurate Results]

1. When I search for "cwl", I get Call of Duty World League. I don't give a rat's ass about online games. Oh, and when I search for "crying while laughing", I get some crappy scientific resources. Google, you have a font that supports emoji for fuck's sake!
2. When I search for "octave", I get GNU Octave as the most common result. Google seems to be sucking GNU Octave and all the other things named Octave's cocks so intensely that it doesn't bother to list the Wikipedia article in the first 100(!) results.
3. When I search for "unoriginal titles" (in relation to #2), I DON'T GET ANY VENTS ABOUT IT.

#2146 - YourTypicalUser - 05/04/2018 - 12:53

Guzzle says Opera is dangerous.

#2145 - YourTypicalVenter - 05/04/2018 - 08:12

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