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#1440 - UNKNOWN - 05/27/2015 - 19:26
Google Sucks Assholes
Google Sucks Assholes then when he's all done he looks around for more assholes, and he sucks them deep and long. Takes a little break, and gets back to work looking for and sucking assholes until it's time to sleep, but google does not sleep like we do, so we go to sleep and even then google goes on sucking and licking assholes. Any and all assholes will do. He sucks human assholes, and animal assholes, and even alien assholes. Google is a big asshole sucking machine and it shows.

Suck on google!
#1439 - google haterrrrr - 05/27/2015 - 16:51
what the heck is this
#1438 - random - 05/21/2015 - 14:05
Aw... no.
Why can't you find the only existing version of the german Desperados (game) patch with the search terms:
"Desperados" "patch" "Ger" OR "German" OR "Deutsch"
, Google ? Why can't you do this !?

If I add "download" to the search string the results are completely off scale. All I get are patches for anything and everything that is NOT Desperados. That and Google's incapability of understanding that Desperados 2 IS NOT Desperados (1), that Desperados is a PROPER NAME AND I'M NOT LOOKING FOR THE NON-RELEVANT TERM "Desperado", that youtube and similar results are NOT AN OPTION AS I'M LOOKING FOR SOME GAME FILE(S) !

Why are you so super shitty, Google ! You can't find anything. All you do is throwing random sites at me at all times, containing some of my search terms while trying to "improve" my search which means I'll either have to think of all terms for something by myself and put those in quotation marks right from the start -OR- I'll experience the JOY to start the search ALL OVER AGAIN once Google decides to have an *improved* term for a proper name (string) or improves things so much they're not the same anymore !

FUCK-YOU-GOOGLE ! You DON'T know better. You barely deliver anything related to anything I'm looking for. You still don't understand that same string doesn't equal same level of result as one term barely only has one thing it stands for.

You're ARROGANT ! Don't fucking make me angry by forcing your terms ! Why can't I pick what's relevant from a suggestions list ? Scared of the user ?

At the moment... at the moment... I'm seriously searching with like 15+ search engines for a thing as simple as that game patch. The only one for the german version...

Seriously... You're sooo baaad. So unbelievably baaaaad. Awww... No.
This is not a search engine. It doesn't search. Even a plain exact text only search that'd make sure all strings exist for all results in the list would be better than Google's web search at this point. And it wouldn't even make a difference in results because one way or another I'd have to dig through everything for hours anyway, no matter what I'm looking for, but at least I could be sure to have all related results in such a list instead of Google's youtube and same pages in results for all searches nonsense.

Seriously: That is not a search engine. Because it doesn't do it's job. It hinders me searching for proper names ! So even if there are 100% matches those get shoveled anywhere but on page#1 whenever Google thinks it knows better... for a 100% match ! Awww... that hurts so much. Unbelievable ! In case I made typos it's easy to correct them but in case Google assumes I always make typos with everything my search becomes an abomination but that'd require the IT guy 2min of thinking and there's no time for that in such a busy company as Google's...

Well... still waiting for something that put's the user first and just offers the database instead of trying to improve, know better or any other pestering idea.
#1437 - Pains - 05/21/2015 - 03:02
Put an UMBRELLA in google's ass and OPEN IT.
Just kidding... Google is awesome... It is one of the most significant thing that man ever made, right next to the wheel. What makes it more awesome is the fact that google has put this link on the top of its search page for google sucks. Take that everybody who thinks that google sucks. Feel free to comment on this, you mothafuckas.
#1436 - MY DICK IN GOOGLE'S ASS - 05/21/2015 - 01:16
fuck google straight up the ass
google fuck you and your youtube im sick of the fucking copyright issues and your garbage ass google plus suck these nutz bitch
#1435 - cock in your ass - 05/20/2015 - 20:01
Fuck you, Google. Stop changing your damn interfaces! Your new maps SUCKS, mobile maps SUCKS, your search is getting worse, and Google images is a clusterfuck.

STOP FUCKING CHANGING EVERYTHING! Just leave it alone you assholes, it was fine before. So fuck you Google, and fuck the horse your rode in on.

#1434 - Maloman Mojo - 05/19/2015 - 13:03
Google is shit-ass
Google dosen't care about people's privacy they support the NSA. Fuck Google! Fuck the NSA
#1433 - Old - 05/19/2015 - 07:50
GoOgleee I hate youuu
Google is just so fucking context blind it's just not fun anymore. On top of that I'll have to exclude the same pages over and over again for any term(s) that I'm looking for.

Inhaling acid would be more enjoyable than going through this Google routine of failure and uselessness.

If we'd translate languages the way Google's search routine handles search terms then nobody could even guess for sure what anybody else wanted to say originally.

It sucks.

Did you mean:
"I suck" ?

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#1432 - Sadrage - 05/19/2015 - 07:41
All I want to do is fucking find what I need, but Google has no fucking idea what I am searching for. Like, you would think a multi-billion dollar company could right an algorithm to find exactly what I need. I mean sure, my query is 13 words long, but I am the first one to ever ask for that particular query? Get your shit together Google, I don't give a shit if the query is too long, parse it a word at a time and figure it the fuck out. *drops mic*
#1431 - hater - 05/19/2015 - 00:25
Fucking Google Fucking Shit
Google is a fucking shit, Sergey Gay Brin and Larry Gay page i fucked your mouth. Sometime i will meet you both ank fucking beat your faces untill you both fucking die. Than I will find you relatives, parents and kids and kill them manually you fucking morons.
#1430 - Fuck Google shit you made - 05/18/2015 - 17:34
google sucks so bad
every time I google something related to my english homework, I get things completely unrelated and they don't help at all. I've been searching for like 10 minutes for something that should be obvious for a company of this size, SCREW GOOGLE!!!
#1429 - anonymous - 05/18/2015 - 13:34
Very strange.. u ve not even met the person and this person just wants to have a special time with the family and u actually suggested to come along for the tour... this person has not been with the beloved mum/bro for years.. Tan Li Ching... is super inconsiderate and evil just keeps coming to other people's house... disturbing people when people worked overnight/or wants to relax at home... now even dare to talk back to voice out why she can't come over.. feel being used.. she is just a stranger...
#1428 - even bullied by a stranger - 05/16/2015 - 11:46
Google sucks -
Google sucks -
#1427 - Google sucks - - 05/15/2015 - 02:50
fuck google fuck it
#1426 - okayy - 05/14/2015 - 13:45
Google destroyed my life, now i will destroy google life -
Google Suck for Writting
Google gave me an STD, and it sucks for use in a writing class. Anyone who uses Google should be covered in pitch and set ablaze.
#1424 - BaldManInClass - 05/13/2015 - 11:07
i loveeeeeeeeeeeee google
#1423 - pretty potato booty - 05/12/2015 - 18:21
Why I love Google
I was alone, no one would play D&D with me. But google connected me with other kids, bald kids!
#1422 - Baldman - 05/12/2015 - 11:12
google just pisses me off
#1421 - i dont know - 05/11/2015 - 14:14
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